EVENT: D-Sisve Live @ The Drake Underground (The Baby Shower) (July 11th, 2013)

rez | Events | Tuesday, July 9th, 2013

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Shouts to D for not only being one of the nicest, most underrated and most consistent MCs in the city / country / world/ galaxy / universe but for also taking the plunge into fatherhood. Yep, he’s about to be a Dad. Yep, this guy is going to be a father. Lol.

Just playing:). Good luck on your journey my brother! And oh yea…go check out his show on Thursday night. I’m assuming he needs to save up for diapers and the such.

I’m happy to announce I’m having a baby. A girl. A daughter. My daughter. This means I will be in charge of somebody’s life. It’s scary, because four years ago I considered ordering a pizza from 241 Pizza and buying two veal sandwiches from California Sandwiches on Dufferin Street grocery shopping. I would eat out of the fridge. Cold veal. That was me. And now, I’m going to be a father. Because of this, I’ve made some changes. I now heat up the veal. And have a fridge filled with vegetables. Mainly because my baby-mama is a vegetarian. Regardless, I’m a lot more responsible than I was four years ago.

I’m losing my edge.

When Nelly Furtado had her daughter, she lost her edge. Not that she was Blanche Devereaux to begin with, but Folklore was no Whoa, Nelly! She said ‘shit’ on Whoa, Nelly. And Folklore was what my friends would refer to as ‘Fat Portuguese Mom Music.’ This makes me nervous. Am I destined to make Fat Macedonian Dad Music? I already make Fat Macedonian Music. I’m a fat Macedonian. How do I stop the Dad part? Do I stop it? Furtado eventually redeemed herself with Loose. Will I have the opportunity to record a duet about sexing with Timbaland? Or, who’s the Canadian Timbaland? Jarvis Church? Or Prozzak?

These are the things I think about while staring at hot veal.

The point I’m trying to make is…I’m having a baby. And I want to celebrate it with you! And we shall celebrate here…

The Desolate Collective & URBNET Live Presents…
The Baby Shower
D-Sisive | Live In Concert!

With Special Guest: Motem
Music Supplied By: Techtwelve
Thursday.July.11.2013
The Drake Underground [1150 Queen St.W]
$10 Admission|19+
Doors 9pm|Show 10:30pm

ps. Download my new album.
Derek Christoff x The Arkeologists
The D.Ark Tape

http://thedesolatecollective.bandcamp.com/album/the-d-ark-tape

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