Chris Cromie
Award-winning writer, accredited community organizer and sought after music researcher. Chris Cromie is none of these things. In fact reading anything he writes here will largely constitute as a big waste of time. But lets cut the bullshit, it’s not like you have anything better to do at 4 O’Clock in the morning. So either join me as I mercilessly mock people many times more talented and successful than myself or go back to watching Keanu Reeves’ outstanding acting in Hardball on TBS. Oh, and the adorable little kid with the big heart who was just too small to play? He dies at the end. Life sucks.